Some cities have underwhelming newspaper headlines. Like this one:
But here at home, on the vast and wild plains of ‘Jobeg’, we look forward to gems like this one, from that bastion of journalistic integrity, the Daily Sun:
All hail the Daily Sun! Hoorays!
* A vetkoek, my dear international readers (who wudda thunk I’d ever get to say that? all hail the blogosphere!) is kinda like a deep fried ball of dough, that you then stuff with mincemeat, or chilli, or jam, or cheese. It are flippen amazing.