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This is me, making friends and influencing people at the obscenely plush Sugar Beach resort in Mauritius.     *No pool boys were harmed in the making of this holiday production

This is me, making friends and influencing people at the obscenely plush Sugar Beach resort in Mauritius. *No pool boys were harmed in the making of this holiday production

Here's a picture of me bailing majestically on Honeymoon Beach on Koh Phangan, Thailand *goooo rum!*. Available for weddings, bachelor parties and Barmitvahs...

Here’s a picture of me bailing on a beach in Koh Sao, Thailand. “Kids, everything in moderation because… Kate.”

Howzit, I’m Kate Turner of No Fixed Abode. A features writer and traveller, I live sometimes in Joburg, South Africa. It’s nice here, I hardly ever get mugged and I know 12 different ways to incapacitate you, using just some nifty wrist action. How’s that for street smarts, hay? But I’m not here to narrate you through the ancient martial arts, oh no you couldn’t afford that, even better, I’m here to regale you with my exploits, both abroad, and here on my home turf. What makes me so interesting, you ask… well, first of all, don’t be such a dick, dick, and second of all if you knew me well, you would know that I have the supernatural knack for attracting all sorts of ‘stuff’. Once my phone got stolen in a Bangkok brothel. Another time, I missed my flight… by a whole week. There have been lost in translation moments, also I-spent-all-my-money-and-now-I’m-so-screwed abroad dramas, and hangovers that have actually maimed me. I guess it’s because I take a pith-helmeted anthropological approach to my holidays. That, or cocktails.

Let’s meet up on Twitter – @KlackertyKate

Or Instagram: http://instagram.com/walkietalkiekatie

Or chat to me below, I’d love to hear from you.

Hoorays!

*All photos taken by me unless otherwise stated. Obviously those two above were not taken by me, teleportation being marginally out of my grasp.

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